Poems & Jokes

Here you will find various Poems and Jokes about dog agility. We hope they don’t cause offense, they are just for amusement!

If any of you folks have some poems or jokes you would like to add please either email or give them to Cathy at training.

• Well the dogs they held a meeting and they came from near and far,
  Some they came by aeroplane and some by motor car.
  Outside the village hall they all did stop and look,
  And each one took his ar*ehole off, and hung it on a hook.

  In they went, all in a pack, every mother, son and sire,
  Hardly were they seated when some bugger shouted, “Fire”
  Out they came all in a rush, they had no time to look,
  And each one grabbed an ar*ehole off of anybody’s hook.

  They got their ar*eholes all mixed up, which made them very sore,
  To think they hadn’t got the one that they had had before.
  And that’s the reason why a dog will always leave a bone,
  To go and smell another dogs’ ar*e, to see if it’s his own!!!!

  Unknown

• There was a young wizard called Ollie

  Who desperately wanted a Collie

  He thought she’d be faster

  But what a disaster

  He ended up looking a Wally!!

  By Maggie

• A young Collie wizard called Abbs

  Thought everyone’s limbs were for grabs

  But with time, not to mention

  Cath’s love and attention

  She ended up being just fabs!!

  By Maggie

• In a recent study a Wight Wizard dog was asked which dog food it preferred.
  After paws-sing for sometime it replied ‘I don’t know, you chews!!!’

  At training one evening a dog looked positively embarrassed when faced with the A-frame.
  When questioned later the dog said it hadn’t seen the A-frame for some time but tried to make contact!!!

  After Tinker returned from Spec Savers it was confirmed that indeed she did have tunnel vision!!

• Agility

  Up and over, round and through

  Agility is good for you

  Teach your dog to jump and weave

  The tunnels too, can be acheived

  The front cross, rear cross, wait and go

  Are handling methods you will know

  It’s with Wight Wizards you can train,

  To get you fit and use your brain

  So come along and have a try

  Your dog will love it, don’t be shy

  The A-frame, Dog walk, see-saw too

  Are contacts that you’ll need to do

  It’s Cathy that you need to ring

  So she can try and fit you in

  She needs to check she has the room

  So call us now we’ll see you soon!!

  By Cathy Humphries